Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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