I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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We have started to decorate penises.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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