So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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