Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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