I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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