I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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