btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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