Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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