Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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