I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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