Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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