You really coming over, don't trick.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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