when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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