Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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