What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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