so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Text me some of your sweat
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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