The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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