You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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