This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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