I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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