I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize