i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
