I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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