Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
you never un-have a 4some
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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