how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
