I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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