nut hugger
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Couch. On fire.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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