I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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