I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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