yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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