Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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