i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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