I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
40s are totally the cure
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
