Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm both gender and math confused
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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