I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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