did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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