why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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