If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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