Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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