I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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