Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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