What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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