yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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