it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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