I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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