farters have to be the big spoon...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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