her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Two words: blizzard sex
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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