you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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