her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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