I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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