oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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