have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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