I molested 6 butterflies tonight
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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