belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
