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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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