Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Randomize
