Joe is yelling at the trees again.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just want nice things and good sex
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I think pants incapable of making pants work
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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